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A song you must listen to - Which is not unduly obvious, as I am about to explain
A song you must listen to
Thank you, l337_0n1, for pointing out the song "Skullcrusher Mountain", by Jonathan Coulton! If you haven't listened to it, go! Go now!

If you tell other people about this song, please don't link to the mp3 - link to his web page instead.

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you met my assistant, Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart - calls me "Master"
And he has a way of finding pretty things
And bringing them to me

And I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to feel
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me
From inside my head say I shouldn't kill you

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys - you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony
Making a gift for you?


Picture the two of us alone
Inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad
Ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who lead their foolish lives
May find it quite explosive
Well it won't mean half as much to me
If I don't have you here

I know isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
So maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling? My hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink
And think about me and you


Current Mood: amused amused

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l337_0n1 From: l337_0n1 Date: July 29th, 2005 07:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
I thought you'd get a kick out of this. Actually, I immediately thought of you after I listened to it. *chuckles* Maybe its that whole looking like Doc Oc thing? ;)
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